Top 5 Things to Say When You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job

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Ever get caught sleeping at your desk? Well here are five things you can say from now on that will (hypothetically) get you out of a code 10 situation.
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Posted Tuesday, June 28, 2011 by

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Top 5 Things to Say When You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job

NUMBER 5

They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4

This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3

Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2

Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

NUMBER 1

(Raising your head slowly) … In Jesus name, Amen.

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